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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
xandrachantal
putinyoudown:
“ thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:
“ soandsuch:
“ war-lesbian:
“good news everybody
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In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and...
war-lesbian

good news everybody

soandsuch

In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and charges whatever items you are taking to your account. It’s incredible and creepy.

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis

*Walks into the store with anti-facial recognition haircut/makeup and leaves like a bandit*

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putinyoudown

the cyberpunk dystopia is upon us and it fuckin sucks

Source: emperor-ing
bassiter
minkstooth

My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.

mintysquid

An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:

Garkit,

Garpaw,

and, if fortune favors the cat in question,

Garstar

cosmog

Garfield, the brother of Mountaindew and Smokeweed

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers

#we did it. we’ve found the mcelboys fursonas

eileeleedon

Source: minkstooth